Since apparently this evening I like to be obnoxious, I’m going to offer this to the general public (because I’m not willing to release my twitter account name to the world). I was lame enough tonight to live-Tweet my thoughts on the VMAs. And here they are:

1. Watching vmas on a delay and my god i wish i could dance like these MJ impersonators. and hello solange! and lady gaga what is on your face?

2. katy perry just did the closest thing she’s ever done to dancing: play the air guitar !!!!!!!

3. okay i admit. used to think taylor swift was pretty wack, but she’s pretty cute. cute and modest. attagirl. ass move, ye.

4. yo lady gaga….you keep getting weirder and weirder.

5. i don’t think megan fox and i would get along very well. she surely doesn’t smile much!

6. trust me, twilight fans…if you hadn’t read those weird ass books, you wouldn’t think “edward cullen” was nearly as hot as you say he is. [insert: got some angry responses on this one. it’s cool, i can take it.]

7. looking at red carpet pics…ye walked in with a half empty bottle of liquor, still no excuse though. and amber…notttt a flattering outfit.

8. okay eminem…been a minute back up in it…just please drop that accent nonsense.

9. okay…maybe it’s the wine, but like…this pink act is making me feel sick. cool as balls, but it’s making me nervous.

10. beyonce: thank you for representing houston with class. such a great person.

11. kanye west doesn’t care about white girls.

12. the moment ive been waiting for: saw the jay-z rhapsody ad on tv after avoiding watching online—tribute to traditional advertising

13. if i could look like one celebrity…alicia keys would be on my short list

14. so i spend this whole time wondering why people are frontin about lil mama…i see what yall mean. where the f did she come from???

15. okay im done. apologies. but atleast i didnt clog your newsfeed like everybody else in the world!

enjoy. reporting live from sunset in the rear view.