Mike Posner – Bow Chicka Wow Wow
“Bow Chicka Wow Wow” – Mike Posner
No. No, No, No, No, NO! [Throws remote at the TV.] (Anybody catch that Billy Madison reference?)
Okay, woah. Back up. This needs to stop. Immediately. This is a catastrophe. Mike – what the hell are you doing? (I don’t curse much on this blog-but this is extremely called-for.) I am on my knees begging for this to be Sony’s fault…because I am VERY rapidly losing any and all faith in my buddy. I don’t even know what Justin Beiber sounds like, but this is exactly what I imagine. Or maybe if Rihanna (not good Rihanna, terrible pop Rihanna-she does a little of both) and Justin Beiber had a child, all the sudden his name would be Mike Posner. I’m sorry for hating, dude, but this is the worst I’ve ever heard from you. And I never wanted to say that. Bubbles in the beat? “Bow Chicka Wow Wow?” I could keep going, but because I have better things to do, I’m going to stop.
Recap: You’re killing me, Blue!!!!
Thanks to my buddies Confusion and Falade for pointing this misery out to me. Unlike Mike, I can forgive my pal the pigeon for this one.
