1. A joke about jungle fever.
2. But why?
3. Hi, my name is Kanye.
4. A few minutes later, he literally exploded.
5. Big Sean, not now. Big Sean says “Boi, boi, boi” as he hops away on one of these.
6. I just farted, and it smells amazing.
7. You smell that? I just farted again. “You’ve been blessed,” he whispers before disappearing into nothingness.
8. No new friends? No old friends either. 🙁
10. I am so ashamed. My shirt doesn’t even fit me. How am I supposed to be the greatest if my shirt doesn’t fit me?
12. What are you looking at? Kim was supposed to pick me up hours ago. She’s late. It happens!
13. You are not my daddy! The camera guy looks at Kanye, confused.
14. I did not fart.
15. A joke about Kanye’s penis.
16. I am a God.
17. So much head, I woke up in Sleepy Hollow, which means no head and Kanye’s now very sleepy.